Monday, October 23, 2006

Quick Update

I haven't found the time to update the blog. I started writing a big post with all the events from last week but it turned out to be pretty extensive and isn't finished yet. One day.

Tomorrow I'll be busy in Tampere, so I might have time in the evening.
On Wednesday I'll be traveling to Vaasa and on Thursday I have a free day! With so much lancing, it is nice to have one day for the 'free' part, too. That's good about working freelance.

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Kiirettä on pitänyt. Liian pitkää tapahtumaketjua pukkasi jo viime viikolla. Julkkiksia on bongattu, tänään nähtiin Tampereen oma äijä: Kalervo Kummola samassa ravintolassa. Tarjoilijoita ei tosin näkynyt, joten vain puolen tunnin odottamisen jälkeen vaihdoimme vähin äänin ravintolaa. Emmehän olleet ehtineet tilatakaan.

Pikkuveljeni Sampsa tuli ystävällisesti hakemaan pikkusiskoani Pihlaa Tampereelta Lahteen uudella autollaan, käytetyllä Skoda Octavialla. Tabu-ravintolassa poikettiin. Sampsa palautti kuusi kiloa sarjiksia, jotka meidän tarvii varmaan lähettää postitse kotiin, ettei lentokentän painorajoitukset ylity.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Halfway through the Tour

"Halfway through the Tour" sing a-Ha on their album "Analogue". The first week and the first five training sessions are behind me.

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Puolivälissä ollaan.

Bongattuja julkkiksia: Ulla Tapaninen, Topi Sorsakoski ja Ilmari "Immu" Saarelainen.

19.10. nähtiin "Vuonna -85"-Manserockmusikaali. Pääosassa mainio Sami Hintsanen, jonka faniklubia eivät Tuula ja Virpi ole vieläkään saaneet perustettua...

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The First Finnish Training

Today, I held the "Tick-The-Code" Inspection training for the first time in Finnish. Yesterday, I held a training in Helsinki, but that was held in English. There have now been 149 participants in my courses since February.

I met the managing director of Testwell Oy, Olavi P. and had a nice discussion with him about software complexity measurements tools and inspections.

I went and collected the new "certificates" in Hervanta. They look great. The paper is thicker than normal copy paper and shiny. I'd almost like to frame one myself.

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Bad news dept.: Jerry Weinberg has had a health emergency. I hope he's fine soon.

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Movies: we saw "Snakes on a Plane" in matinee yesterday. It is good that our next flight takes place in a fortnight and not right away. If even then, because the stewardesses have threatened to go on strike on Thursday.

Soon, we'll go and see "The Devil Wears Prada".

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Suomessa ollaan ja ensimmäinen suomenkielinen koulutus on pidetty. Qualiteers - jo 149 koulutettua!

Sain "kurssitodistukset" painosta, ja ne ovat upeat. Kiiltävällä ja tukevalla paperilla.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Tour Oct-06

The taxi arrives in half an hour and then it is off to Düsseldorf airport and Finland.

Yesterday was a Great Day of Packing. I think we managed to keep the bags under the allowed weight limits, which seems to be something of challenge for a trip as long as two weeks.

There's some material, the Certificates for the trainees, that has been printed in Finland and will add to the weight of the bags on the way back.

"Tick-The-Code" Training Tour Oct-06 is ready to begin. Are you ready Helsinki, Tampere and Vaasa?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

On the Importance of Making Notes

This week I missed to make a phone call I agreed last week. I was supposed to call a prospective client on Tuesday afternoon. In my table calendar I had three items written down for Tuesday. The first two were reminders to send preparation emails to clients whose trainings take place next week. This I did. The third item just said "ip()", that's all. I wondered about it, but couldn't figure out what the scribble meant. So I ignored it.

This morning, two days later, I woke up to the nagging feeling that I had forgotten something. And suddenly it hit me; I was supposed to call client T. and talk about the training offer. I felt bad, how could anyone trust me if I can't keep a simple phone call appointment? Then I realised that everybody makes mistakes and the more appointments you make the more secure it becomes that at some point you'll make a mistake. This was an opportunity for me to learn. I took a look into my better notes, which are a mind map on the hard disk of QualiBook and I found the details of the appointment. The problem was that I didn't check the mind map every day.

When I saw the details, I understood what the mysterious scribble in my table calendar was. "ip" stands for afternoon ("iltapäivä") and it makes absolutely no sense to write that into a calendar. I had doodled it while I was on the phone with the prospective client. When I'm on the phone I concentrate fully on the person on the other end and I find it very hard to make notes when I'm talking. Maybe I had been interrupted right after the phone call and couldn't fill in the details in the table calendar leaving just a riddle in it. I knew that I had agreed to call on Tuesday in the afternoon. The name of the client would have been much more useful to write down.

To avoid this kind of embarrassment in the future, I decided to check the mind map every week, on Sunday, and fill my table calendar with appointments from it. This way I won't miss a thing.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Chance encounters and tough decisions

This week I had to make an unpleasant decision. I may have mentioned earlier that we had little problems with our tax advisor. Maybe I didn't. Anyway, I better tell the whole story.

Our enterprise counselor recommended her tax advisor to us. This tax advisor, let's call her Frau S., has her office in Dortmund and it takes about 20 minutes from our door to her office. We met and found that she's a very nice lady and gave her the task of making the necessary tax returns for year 2005. This was in May 2006 and soon after we left for a business trip in Paris. The value added tax inside European Union ws unclear to us at the time. We had our suspicions but wanted to get confirmation from a professional. The email we sent to Frau S., received a somewhat icy reply. We were supposed to find out ourselves. Some gruelling hours spent on German law pages in the internet and I was pretty certain of the right way to invoice our customer.

Later it turned out that the invoice was correctly done when it came to VAT.

A former colleague of mine, let's call him Mr.H., started his free-lancing career a few months later than I and got some tips for tax advisor. He shared his tips with me and recommended Herr H., who turned out to be an extremely helpful and resourceful tax advisor. He would answer our questions quickly, professionally and per email. We agreed to meet him and asked a ton of questions. He responded and never billed us for the two-hour discussion. There were no strings attached, Herr H. knew that we had another tax advisor at the time. Knowing Herr H. made us look more carefully at how Frau S. and her office operated.

In September we received the intended tax return forms from Frau S., which promised a handsome tax return in cash. As it happened, we had another meeting with Herr H., who happened to glance at the papers. He immediately noticed a way to make the tax return considerably bigger. With LEGAL means, which he emphasized. He explained the concept and we agreed to ask Frau S. to correct the so far made forms in this new way. We were anyway going to ask for a correction, because we had noticed that a sum in the tax forms didn't match with our receipts.

Frau S. told us that she knew about the concept but didn't think it would come into question in our case for year 2005, when we had no income from the new business yet. The concept was about planned investments, which normally happen during the next two years, but in this special case of just founding a company, the time frame is five years. With the new concept we could plan five years of investments and reduce 40% of their value from the taxable income, which made a big difference in the tax return.

Frau S. told us that an assistant of hers, Fräulein S., would do the necessary corrections. She did change the forms and go for a holiday. Unfortunately she made the corrections based on the two-year period, which is the normal case, although she had been instructed to use the five-year period. Frau S. had to step in and make the corrections herself.

Two weeks later we received the very favorable tax decision. That was last Friday. On Monday I had to call Frau S. and discontinue our co-operation. She was slightly taken aback and asked if it was because of the original error. Unfortunately I had to say, that the error wasn't the only reason. The helpfulness in things outside of Germany, the chaos in the office and the distant location were factors too. On the whole I was satisfied with the way things ended, but the way there was a bit too bumpy for my taste. When I hire an advisor for good money, I expect him or her to be of help to me. When I have to know much more and find out about things I am not interested in, I find the advisor less useful.

On Monday I signed the contract with Herr H. whose office is about five minutes from our door, on foot. That should simplify things. I feel sad for Fräulein S., who must have not had it good in the office in the last days. She managed to misplace our receipts for year 2005, a whole folder of them! Luckily they were found and we await a package to arrive anyday now. Then the matter is finished. Hopefully.

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Funny coincidence today, we had been shopping in the city for a few hours and I had been carrying the book I borrowed from Laurent a few weeks ago. Anonymous Lawyer it's called, a very nice book. We come out of a shop and I decide to call Laurent and see if he is at home, so I can bring the book to him. We weren't really standing close to his home, I had planned to take a walk to his place, leave the book and meet Virpi again in the Bermuda Dreieck. I call Laurent, he says he's not at home, but walking towards Bermuda Dreieck, I turn my head, see a man in a black shirt talking on his mobile and say "I see you!" He saw me almost instantly and we shake hands. He had been on his way to a Citibank ATM and grocery shopping in the Bermuda Dreieck.

This chance meeting must make Bochum look extremely small, and the city centre isn't very large, to tell the truth. Not to mention the fact that there seems to be only one Citibank ATM, because Laurent is always using that one and it is more than a kilometer from his home.

Anyway I managed to return the book without having to walk too long and we ended up eating dinner in San Diego. The restaurant, not the city.

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Suomennos: veroasiat selkiytyvät tulevaisuudessa, kun rouva S.:n toimiston sähläyksestä päästään eroon. Uusi veroneuvoja onkin paljon lähempänä, kävelymatkan päässä. Lisäksi hän on asiantunteva, auttavainen ja sähköpostitsekin tavoitettavissa.

Tapasin Laurentin tänään sattumalta kadulla juuri kun soitin hänelle. Melkoinen yhteensattuma.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Books and Anticipation

The trip to Finland is approaching. On the 15th we fly to Helsinki, stay there for a night and drive to Tampere where we'll stay until 29th of October and fly back home. One more week to go and the arrangements for trainings are running. My calendar isn't quite completely booked, but it is full enough to make me happy. Whatever rest hours or days I get will be well needed.

I even have a gig for a Saturday! Some people are so dedicated that they work the whole week and on weekends they train to become even better at their work. An admirable attitude, as long as some of the weekends remain free for resting, too!

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In comics, the mini collection "Lady Constantine", a spin-off of Hellblazer John Constantine and his ancestral grandmother, was a delightful surprise! The graphics were clear and colorful, the story had a clear logic and all the right elements in it. Even a familiar face made an appearance!

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Couple of books arrived today. The previous package from Amazon.com I had to go and get from the customs, this time the package arrived at home. I cannot understand the logic behind. Maybe it has something to do with the monetary value, maybe not. Anyway, the customs package contained "Code Reading" and "Code Quality" by Diomidis Spinellis and "Handbook of Walkthroughs, Inspections, and Technical Reviews" by Daniel P.Freedman and Gerald M. Weinberg.

Today I received "Peer Reviews in Software" by Karl E. Wiegers and "High Quality Low Cost Software Inspections" by Ronald A. Radice. Slowly my professional library is reaching the size it used to be at Nokia. Some of these books I haven't even read yet.

I decided to start with "Code Quality" because it seems to be closest to my own current subject. I should try to not let it influence me too much. I am often influenced much too easily by books. Sometimes I think I believe everything I read. Then again, that's what a writer should hope from his readers. The readers are entitled to their own opinions and should of course think about what they read, but when the writer has enough expertise and is able to communicate his meaning, the writing should be worth believing and not to be ignored lightly. If a statement seems wrong or inconsistent or illogical or irrational, maybe you haven't given it the benefit of the doubt and thought about it enough.
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This week we watched a film at home on Tuesday instead of going to the cinema. There's nothing interesting running in English so we had to skip it. Instead we watched "The Cat Returns", a Japanese animation. It was really good, even excellent. The characters were extreme, but believable and the plot twists, too. There was humour and sudden strange unexpected comments sometimes, which kept the whole thing interesting. The black and white cats playing secret service agents to the King of Cats were hilarious. With the black suits and white collars they looked exactly like you've seen in countless Hollywood films. They walked upright on two legs and kept throwing too eager cats away from the King's carriage. Very funny. Here's the Wikipedia entry.

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Apparently, tomorrow we'll be attending The Late Summer Night Barbeque Event. That should be fun.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

September Phone Records

Skype logs each and every call made with the SkypeOut service. Leaving out the unconnected calls, which it also logs, made the September log interesting reading. My phone marketing efforts in September consisted of 140 connected calls! That makes 7 calls each working day for a whole month! Not all of the calls were successful in reaching the person I was trying to reach, but nevertheless, for me the amount is huge.

And as a telephobic, I actually should count even the unconnected calls, because it is the trying that counts. If you dial and let the phone ring, you've already beaten your irrational fear.

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Suomennos: syyskuun sittasin sylikoneellani soitellen Suomeen Skypellä. Parannuinko puhelimen pelosta vain vajotakseni valtavaan voIP-vaivaan, voi voi!

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Return of the Imbecile/Bookie/Dealer

For the past ten minutes, somebody has been ringing the doorbell of our neighbor. Every two minutes or so, the doorbell rings and nothing else happens. I guess the guys from yesterday are back.

Now they appear to be gone.

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My mp3 music collection exceeds now 5000 songs. Yesterday I decided to include my Finnish albums in the count and imported the CD's from bands like "Aikakone", "Movetron" and "Nylon Beat". I wonder if I notice the difference now when I play my music on random.

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I preordered the new iPod Shuffle, because it just looks very useful. We have the sticklike Shuffle and I really like the ease of use. I can pack in over 200 songs and listen to them randomly. There's no display to scratch, not too many moving parts to break, it contains just the essential.

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As a nameday present I got to order the limited edition Chris Rea CD and DVD "The Road to Hell and Back". I hope it isn't the last Rea album, but it is his first live album.

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A hint to the fans of "Sin City". So far you've only been able to buy the standard DVD in Europe, in the middle of November the "Recut & Extended" DVD will be published. It has been available as Region 1 for a year but now it will come out as Region 2.

Monday, October 02, 2006

Neighbor Trouble

Our next door neighbor is in trouble. I think he's deep in gambling debts. He's been putting his money on horses or race cars or cards, and when he's lost it ,he's borrowed money from a loan shark. With those percentages it sure isn't possible to ever pay back, unless you score big time. So he's trying to cover the point a week interest rate, but he can't. Much less he can reduce the capital. He's up to his neck in trouble. The bookie's at his door.

Or maybe he's mixed up in drugs. His habit is out of control. He has no money for food or anything other than drugs. He needs his next fix soon. He's dealer comes a'knocking.

Perhaps he is sick and the two men at his door today were his friends who were worried about his condition. They were very insistent. They rang the outer door bell for at least fifteen minutes. Somehow they got into the staircase and proceeded to ring the doorbell across the hallway from ours and kept knocking for another fifteen minutes, before leaving without an answer. Something is going on.

It could, of course, be that our neighbor has imbeciles for friends. Friends who don't understand that when somebody doesn't answer to a house-shaking ringing of doorbell within two minutes, there is no use continuing a full quarter of an hour. Neither will the non-existent person in the apartment come and open the door even if you knock VERY LOUDLY FOR EXTREMELY LONG. Our neighbor just isn't home this morning. 8:30 AM is pretty early to be making a ruckus.